Danny Yee


Collected Funny Stuff

I didn't write any of this, these are just items that have come my way over the years which I thought worth keeping. See also my crazy ideas collection.

Students and Teachers

Lord of the Rings: an Allegory of the Phd
Picking the Right Supervisor (a fable)
The Joys of Teaching
Why God Never Received Tenure
History in Student Bloopers

Literature and Politics

L'Isle de Gilligan
a parody of postmodernism
Little Red Riding Hood ("PC" version)
Fox in Socks Comes Back (external)


See my anti-censorship humour page.


The Theology of STOP Signs
The Existence of System Administrators (external)
Theological Engineering Exam


I would like to be present everywhere
I have eaten all I have
Shaney meets Serdar Argic
Is Windows a Virus?
One OS to Rule them All


"On the Tendencies of Motion"
Fermat's Last Theorem Proven
The Psychiatric Hotline


GOTO implemented in python! - GitHub
"'All right,' said the Gruffalo, bursting with laughter. 'You go ahead and I'll follow two metres after.'" - Guardian
"From 5st of April 1970 it will be illegal to gather in groups of one (or more)" - Scarfolk
"If you are found within 6 feet of yourself, whether in public or at home, you could face prosecution resulting in a fine or a prison sentence of up to 6 years."
pro-Bexit protest "swelled from a crowd of eight to a throng of around a dozen" - PlymouthLive
Article 50 Extension Day, 2051 - Armchair Ideology
UKMAscript will be replacing ECMAscript - DylanBeattie

(For more links, see my blog Pathologically Polymathic.)


See the humour section of my book reviews.

Danny Yee