Collected Funny Stuff
I didn't write any of this, these are just items that have come my way over the years which I thought worth keeping. See also my crazy ideas collection.
Students and Teachers
Literature and Politics
CensorshipSee my anti-censorship humour page.
angry drivers run Britain - Daily Mash
"Labour is passionately committed to a cleaner, greener world. It's a controversial view, but we believe children shouldn't get crippling respiratory diseases, unless reducing traffic mildly inconveniences drivers doing their shopping."
man announce he will quit drinking by 2050 - Shovel
"Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About 'Faculty' and 'Success'" - McSweeneys
in 2019, the US birth rate was over 0.55 Miles per hour - @lunasorcery
GOTO implemented in python! - GitHub
"'All right,' said the Gruffalo, bursting with laughter. 'You go ahead and I'll follow two metres after.'" - Guardian
(For more links, see my blog Pathologically Polymathic.)